3 People I Hate
A woman in her late 40s possibly early 50s. Hard to tell because it's clear she's spent a lifetime blasting her skin with UV rays. She likes blue today, you get that? Blue on white pattern with a blue silk scarf knotted at the neck. Blue touches like nail polish and a big dumb blue flower affixed to each sandal.
It's all quality too, she paid money for the shit.
"Money can't buy you taste" says everybody.
A few French words slipped in here or there, quickly followed by a sorry not meant.
It's just that, pardon moi I get so mixed up. Am I in Paree or Toronto? Life's a whirlwind. But she's as hoser as yer mom and may be having an aneurysm so be nice. But it happens the next time, when purple's her bag. You forgot all about her until merci beaucoup, eyes scan down to violet clamdiggers. That's what your mom called 'em, capri pants. Fuck, do they hand those out at menopause?
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What are you trying to project to the world when you choose a dog that looks like a deformed stegosaurus with fur? It's like a Don Cherry one but with the personality of a recently incarcerated Hell's Angel who just joined a white power gang. You can't pet it, just maybe pat it quickly. Too much focus on the dog which didn't ask to be born....at least it can't bore me with it's misinformed musings on post modern painting. At least it won't try to convince me of it's authenticity as an outsider artist. Dude, you are so outside you're in Siberia if Siberia was on Jupiter if Jupiter was in another galaxy. That's probably too far but stop using the world's precious resources to make garbage. Stop using my ears to pontificate about it.
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Has anyone seen an oldish but too young to be retired beige nylon, comfort shoe wearing lady- approx 5'2" with caramel dyed short permed hair, hates teenagers and their cell phones and sighs very loudly behind you in line-ups? Actually, just lots of huffing and puffing oh boy what happened to the world. Is it rush hour? I'm going down to the 7-11 to do my lottery business so you can wait goddammit to pay for your Slurpee. Got a collection of pomeranians and never walks the things so they're filled with barks. Her daughter is a 24 year old woman who works at a bank while you dress yourself up like a doll and stay out every night. Things can only end badly with this one, wrote the book on self-righteous. Collects those glass dancing figurine thingies.